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I wish I had a cheaper hobby, like painting or something. Cars are so expensive and so easy to fuck up. I don't know why I'm so drawn to them.

I should have been born with a penis.


I happen to like having a "friend with benefits" but without the friend part it's not really cool. Then it might as well be a one night stand. I can separate the benefits part from my emotions to a point, but I'm not skanky enough to completely not care about the other person, or to have the other person completely not care about me.
Asking where people stand emotionally usually screws things up. Because then they assume you want to go out with them and then things get weird.

Why can't we be like other animals? Have the guys try to impress the girls, and then be on our merry ways. Or even penguins. They mate for life but it's not like they're gunna go "wow that penguin has a sexy waddle" and leave their partner for someone else. It's just convenient for them to pair off.